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    Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

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    Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by Running With Scissors on Fri May 23, 2008 2:17 pm

    A koala is sitting up in a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

    A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

    The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

    So the koala looks down at him and says:

    "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much water did you drink?!!"


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    Re: Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by Running With Scissors on Fri May 23, 2008 2:24 pm

    along with the pic of the week



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    Re: Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by xctrackohion2012 on Fri May 23, 2008 5:52 pm

    lol nice....
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    Re: Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by whenhen on Fri May 23, 2008 9:26 pm

    Running With Scissors wrote:along with the pic of the week

    I think that will be my laptop's new wall paper
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    Re: Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by Running With Scissors on Sat May 24, 2008 12:30 am

    lol
    what would some one say when they see that was your screen on your pc


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    Post by alex-likes-running on Sat May 24, 2008 3:09 am

    hahahah thats a good one! Rofl

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    Re: Joke of the Week- The koala the lizard and the crocodile

    Post by FinishingKick on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:07 pm

    If that's the joke and pic of the week where have the other ones been?

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