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    Random Joke Thread.

    Post by hxc on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:23 pm

    What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?






    A dildo.
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by T B K on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:23 pm

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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:39 pm

    fail


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:39 pm

    i have a joke......



    THIS THREAD!!!!!


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by hxc on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:55 pm

    Aw, you guys make me feel bad. Razz

    I meant to tell you to post your own jokes, but If you're gonna be difficult, I guess not.
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:57 pm

    being difficult is my thing.


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by thelagwagon on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:20 pm

    Oh goody, jokes. What's brown and sticky? Oh, you know that one all ready? Dam.
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by T B K on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:21 pm

    What?
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by thelagwagon on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:22 pm

    The Bee's Knees wrote:What?

    You don't know the brown and sticky joke?
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:23 pm

    lolol laggy.


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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:23 pm

    i have no idea what your talking about.


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by T B K on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:24 pm

    Same here.
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    Post by mae2937 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:24 pm

    its a stick!!!!!!!!brown and sticky a stick
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    Post by mae2937 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:25 pm

    there are two muffins in an oven...one muffin says to the other its hot in here and the other says ahhh a talking muffin

    not really an answer back joke but it still makes me laugh
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by thelagwagon on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:25 pm

    Oh, some people actually don't know that joke, good stuff. Ok, I'll start again.

    What's brown and sticky?

    A stick.

    *takes a bow*
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    Post by mae2937 on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:25 pm

    thats what i just said
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    Post by T B K on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:26 pm

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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:27 pm

    LOL. i gotta use that sometime.


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by thelagwagon on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:28 pm

    mae2937 wrote:thats what i just said

    Yup, you beat me to it. Congrats!
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by runner_dude on Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:42 pm

    What's the difference between a druggie and a alcoholic?

    One goes right through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:58 pm

    lol, nice RD.


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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by hxc on Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:53 pm

    Ok. So a guy is on a business trip, and he calls his wife to see whats up.
    Someone with an unfamiliar voice picks up the phone. When the man asks who it is, she says it's the maid.
    Maid: This is the maid. Who is this?
    Man: I'm her husband....I can't believe she hired a maid after I leave for two days. Can I talk to her?
    Maid: Wait, you're the husband? I thought the man she was in bed with upstairs was her husband.
    Man: What?!?!? Ok, there's a gun in the closet. I'll pay you 5000$ if you go up there and kill her and the son of a bitch he's with.
    Maid: OK BRB, YO

    5 minutes later.....

    Maid: Ok, I did it. What do you want me to do with the bodies? Should I put them in the pool?
    Man: What pool??? Wait, is this 471-9831??

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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by funrunner on Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:07 pm

    Why do black people only have nightmares?

    They shot the only one with a dream.
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    Re: Random Joke Thread.

    Post by RUNxxWILD07 on Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:08 am

    very nice, HXC_RUNNER2012
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    Post by FinishingKick on Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:54 am

    HXC_Runner2012 wrote:Ok. So a guy is on a business trip, and he calls his wife to see whats up.
    Someone with an unfamiliar voice picks up the phone. When the man asks who it is, she says it's the maid.
    Maid: This is the maid. Who is this?
    Man: I'm her husband....I can't believe she hired a maid after I leave for two days. Can I talk to her?
    Maid: Wait, you're the husband? I thought the man she was in bed with upstairs was her husband.
    Man: What?!?!? Ok, there's a gun in the closet. I'll pay you 5000$ if you go up there and kill her and the son of a bitch he's with.
    Maid: OK BRB, YO

    5 minutes later.....

    Maid: Ok, I did it. What do you want me to do with the bodies? Should I put them in the pool?
    Man: What pool??? Wait, is this 471-9831??
    Haha lol 2

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