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    The Joke Thread!!!

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    The Joke Thread!!!

    Post by alex-likes-running on Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:58 am

    i'll start us off...

    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari?
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    I didnt lose my virginity to the back of a ferrari lol. i think its better than the original answer


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    Post by hxc on Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:24 am

    Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

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    One baby nailed to ten trees.

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    Post by hxc on Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:26 am

    What's the difference between a pile of dead hookers and a pile of bowling balls?

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    I don't have a pile of bowling balls in my garage.
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    Post by baby got track on Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:36 am

    I love dead baby jokes!
    I'll definitly post some later! Very Happy
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:05 am

    What sound does a baby in a blender make?
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    I dont know, i was to busy masturbating

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    Post by runner_dude on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:34 am

    How do you kill a fox?

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    Chop off one of his legs and make it run across Canada

    Most of you won't get it. . .
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    Post by baby got track on Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:09 pm

    ^^ Haha, I like that one.
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:46 pm

    whats the difference between a deady baby and a rock?
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    You cant screw a rock stupid Razz

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    Post by Just Because on Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:07 pm

    runner_dude wrote:How do you kill a fox?

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    Chop off one of his legs and make it run across Canada

    Most of you won't get it. . .

    lol..at least its original

    What do you do when you see a black guy crawling around your backyard?

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    keep shooting
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    Post by baby got track on Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:04 pm

    If you are overly sensitive or easily offended I would recommend you not read these. Just a disclaimer, because I'm sick of people telling me how mean these jokes are. Razz

    What was Helen Keller's dog's name?
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    UGHEHHGE UGHHEHGJEHGEGE UGHHEHEHEU

    Why did Helen Keller's dog run away from her?
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    Wouldn't you run if your name was UGHHHGHEHEHG UGUHGHEHGHEHG EEUUUUGHEHE?
    ^the first two are funnier when said; it's just not the same effect when writen

    How do you keep Helen Keller occupied for hours?
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    You give her a basketball!! laugh

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    Post by hxc on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:12 pm

    runner_dude wrote:How do you kill a fox?

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    Chop off one of his legs and make it run across Canada

    Most of you won't get it. . .

    LOL nice

    That's him in your avatar right?

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    Post by hxc on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:13 pm

    alex-likes-running wrote:What sound does a baby in a blender make?
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    I dont know, i was to busy masturbating

    That's so demented that it's funny.....

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    Post by atcg on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:24 pm

    Why do black people like basketball?
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    Because all you do is run, shoot, and steal

    What is the most confusing holiday in the ghetto?
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    Father's Day

    Why can't women drive?
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    There isn't a road between the kitchen and the bedroom

    Where do you send a Jew with ADHD?
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    Concentration Camp
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:47 pm

    Why was helen keller such a bad driver?
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    she was a woman

    how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
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    Nail its other hand to the ground

    Why couldnt the baby crawl through the doorway?
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    it had a javelin through its head

    Whats green and fuzzy and when it falls out of a tree it kills you?
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    a pool table


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    Post by atcg on Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:04 pm

    How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?
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    You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:19 pm

    Whats the difference between a black guy and a speed bump?
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    you slow down for the speedbump

    Why are all black people so fast?
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    because all the slow ones are in jail

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    Post by Hurdle-Gurl on Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:29 am

    ^^^ Some of these jokes are pretty bad! But funny....
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    Post by iWearNikes on Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:31 pm

    why doesn't mexico have an olympic team...

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    ...because everyone who can run, swim, or jump is already in America
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    Post by Just Because on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:06 pm

    Some of these are disturbing but you can't help but laugh.

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working

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    Slap her and tell her to get back to work
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    Post by runner_dude on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:11 pm

    ATribeCalledGreg wrote:Why do black people like basketball?
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    Because all you do is run, shoot, and steal

    What is the most confusing holiday in the ghetto?
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    Father's Day

    Why can't women drive?
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    There isn't a road between the kitchen and the bedroom

    Where do you send a Jew with ADHD?
    Spoiler:
    Concentration Camp


    Oh man. Those are so terrible. But they are all hilarious.

    And yes, Terry Fox is in my Avatar.
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:35 pm

    How do you get 30 babies into a bowl?
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    blender
    How do you get them out of the bowl?
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    tortilla chips

    A black guy and a mexican are in a car, whose driving?
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    a cop

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    Post by eternally_running on Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:49 pm

    some of these are really bad.....and funny tongue

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    Post by atcg on Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:36 pm

    What do black people and apples have in common?
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    They both look good hanging from trees
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    Post by iWearNikes on Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:24 am

    how many babies does it take to paint a house?

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    Post by FinishingKick on Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:40 am

    For some reason I'm disgusted by baby jokes, but I find most of the racist ones funny (not the hanging ones).

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