by Adonai Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:02 pm
Let me analyze some of the most frequently used arguments by Canadians when attempting to demonstrate why Canada is greater than the U.S.:
1. Many Canadians use the "America bombs everyone/Canada is a peacekeeper" card. Yet, it is rare that the U.S. actually deploys a bomb, even when U.S. personel are the victims of bombings. For example, in response to the Beirut barracks bombings in Lebanon, it was the French, not the U.S., who responded with a large bomber strike on the Beqaa Valley. The U.S. is not quick to resort to bombs as a military stategy. Likewise, although the U.S. has about 5,500 nuclear warheads in stockpile (which I think is mostly a scare tactic), none have yet been deployed since the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Also, it is not as if Canada is this vast sleeping military force who refuses to use its power in order to hold peace. Canada couldn't maintain peace even if it wanted to.
2. I don't understand how having a population density of .039/sq. mi. is supposed to be one of Canada's positive points. Do you like being the only human being for 10s of miles in any direction? I don't know about you, but I do enjoy the occasional social gathering, particularily when I don't have to drive 20 miles to arrive there. Also, to expand upon the above point, it is not that Canada has miles and miles of unused territory that is a disadvantage, but that nearly 20% of its land is nearly unusable (Nunavut).
3. I think it would be pointless and redundant for me to go into the flaws of Canada's health care, but they are indeed extensive.
4. Although the U.S. does have several ignominious problems with its education system, it does manage a level of educational expertise not possible in many countries, including Canada. Consider the plethora of world-class universities: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and many, many more. Also consider the 100+ nobel prize winners, the world-renowned scientists, and the impeccable doctors and surgeons.
5. Canadians often proceed to argue that Canada is more free than the U.S. However, I seem to recall a period of several years when the Canadian government banned an obviously conservative program Fox News from the Canadian airwaves, while simultaneously sponsering public funding of clearly left-wing programs like CBC. Meanwhile, the U.S. continued to project both right and left-wing media to the general public. This is not to say the bipartisan nature of politics the U.S. media projects is a good thing, but at least the American people can be trusted with more than one perspective on political matters.
I don't even like the U.S. all that much, but it is certainly better than Canada.