Canada Versus America

We needed a new argument thread.

Canada is a better place to live
-We have universal health care
-We are safer
-We aren't as crowded
-We have a better rep. on the world stage

-don't a lot of canadians come here fore health care?
-yes you are safer, but we are more hood. hood=better
-wouldn't that be a reason why you suck? no one wants to live there?
-that's because no one knows who the balls you are.

canada is americas hat

amherst_xc wrote:canada is americas hat

hahah ^ i lol'd


ooooohhhh and Mexico is America's beard
yee

ATCG wrote:Some of that is our fault, and some of it isn't.

-Your health care program is very flawed.

-You don't have to deal with so many minorities.

-Go to Wyoming.

-You got us there. That's not our fault though.

1. Every health care program is flawed in some way. Our problems are shortages of doctors compared to people. Everyone gets seen by a doctor, you just have to wait the 5 extra mins. (obviously exceptions are made for emergencies) A lot of families in the states can't see a doctor at all because they don't have insurance. And if they do see a doctor your insurance may not cover it and suddenly a broken leg costs you $1000's of dollars.

2. We have minorities, we have gangs. The Toronto downtown and surrounding area has 4million ppl in it. That rivals a lot of your cities. Except your cities, with a similar population might have 600 murders a year while we have 60.

3. Go to Nunavut

4. You bomb the shit out of people and act like the world revolves around you guys, how is it not your fault?

And remember: we are bigger and we are on top. If we were in prison you guys would be our bitch.

Reasons why Canada sucks:
1. Universal health care
2. Nothing happens in Canada
3. Nobody lives in Canada
4. Nobody in the world cares about Canada

Just Because wrote:

ATCG wrote:Some of that is our fault, and some of it isn't.

-Your health care program is very flawed.

-You don't have to deal with so many minorities.

-Go to Wyoming.

-You got us there. That's not our fault though.

1. Every health care program is flawed in some way. Our problems are shortages of doctors compared to people. Everyone gets seen by a doctor, you just have to wait the 5 extra mins. (obviously exceptions are made for emergencies) A lot of families in the states can't see a doctor at all because they don't have insurance. And if they do see a doctor your insurance may not cover it and suddenly a broken leg costs you $1000's of dollars.

2. We have minorities, we have gangs. The Toronto downtown and surrounding area has 4million ppl in it. That rivals a lot of your cities. Except your cities, with a similar population might have 600 murders a year while we have 60.

3. Go to Nunavut

4. You bomb the shit out of people and act like the world revolves around you guys, how is it not your fault?

And remember: we are bigger and we are on top. If we were in prison you guys would be our bitch.

hahahahahaha how do you figure?

Oh, and 5. The Canadian Football League

Adonai wrote:Oh, and 5. The Canadian Football League

Is that a positive or negative?

Just Because wrote:

ATCG wrote:Some of that is our fault, and some of it isn't.

-Your health care program is very flawed.

-You don't have to deal with so many minorities.

-Go to Wyoming.

-You got us there. That's not our fault though.

1. Every health care program is flawed in some way. Our problems are shortages of doctors compared to people. Everyone gets seen by a doctor, you just have to wait the 5 extra mins. (obviously exceptions are made for emergencies) A lot of families in the states can't see a doctor at all because they don't have insurance. And if they do see a doctor your insurance may not cover it and suddenly a broken leg costs you $1000's of dollars.

2. We have minorities, we have gangs. The Toronto downtown and surrounding area has 4million ppl in it. That rivals a lot of your cities. Except your cities, with a similar population might have 600 murders a year while we have 60.

3. Go to Nunavut

4. You bomb the shit out of people and act like the world revolves around you guys, how is it not your fault?

And remember: we are bigger and we are on top. If we were in prison you guys would be our bitch.

Yeah, Canada would be the one that would want to give it to us in the ass.

runner_dude wrote:

Adonai wrote:Oh, and 5. The Canadian Football League

Is that a positive or negative?

Obviously a negative, since it was a continuation of my previous list of reasons why Canada sucks.

The only significant contibutions of canada to the world are oil and Pamela Anderson.

Adonai wrote:The only significant contibutions of canada to the world are oil and Pamela Anderson.

And mounties, you should throw that in there. haha I love them.

I have nothing against Canada, It has some really pretty areas I would like to visit. Like New Brunswick or New Foundland, it looks so Eh'. haha

But I disagree and agree about your health care opionion. My mom has some friends somewhere up there (I forget) and the complain about it all the time. Mostly how they cant see a doctor for like 5 months for something really simple, or really serious. But you dont seem to think it works that way which confuses me .

And dont bring up the size thing, considering 1/3* of it isn't even occupied (I'm just guessing but I'm sure its somewhere around that). But you are right about a lot less murders, we have gun control and anger issues.

Just Because wrote:We needed a new argument thread.

Canada is a better place to live
-We have universal health care
-We are safer
-We aren't as crowded
-We have a better rep. on the world stage

-Universal health care sucks. We have it as well. Aka waiting until your cancer has progressed until a life threatening stage until you are allowed treatment. 6 month waiting lists and so on.
-Yup, got to love safe countries.
-Yeah, I can vouch that uncrowdedness rules.
-Isn't that kind of hard to judge from your own country? (I was going to say 'we have even better )

Universal healthcare means higher taxes, in the end it is just like paying for insurance if your middle class, the only people it really works for is the lowest class because of how the tax works. The government then spend more money on surgeries and other initiatives in the poorer areas because of the belief of regeneration etc.
So in the end its not really that great

We made hockey too.

yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

OMG YOU CREATE HOCKEY! THAT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MAKING CARS AND LIGHTBULBS AND BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS.

But yeah Hockey is really important point of why Canada is better than the USA.

Wgrt wrote:yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

Just a few minor things like the computer, telephone, tv, internet, world wide web, and twinkies. The only good things Canada has ever given us are a hat and syrup.

They each have their own pros and cons but if you go straight facts American owns. Mexico and Canada are vacation spots, America is a place to live.

whenhen wrote:

Wgrt wrote:yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

Just a few minor things like the computer, telephone, tv, internet, world wide web, and twinkies. The only good things Canada has ever given us are a hat and syrup.

Don't forget the Colt .45, Bourbon whisky, the atomic bomb, video games, and toilet paper!

whenhen wrote:

Wgrt wrote:yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

Just a few minor things like the computer, telephone, tv, internet, world wide web, and twinkies. The only good things Canada has ever given us are a hat and syrup.

Sorry, We invented the Telephone. Alexander Graham Bell did it up in Cape Breton. We also invented the snow-mobile, the zipper, discovered insulin, and the wonderbra.

runner_dude wrote:

whenhen wrote:

Wgrt wrote:yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

Just a few minor things like the computer, telephone, tv, internet, world wide web, and twinkies. The only good things Canada has ever given us are a hat and syrup.

Sorry, We invented the Telephone. Alexander Graham Bell did it up in Cape Breton. We also invented the snow-mobile, the zipper, discovered insulin, and the wonderbra.

Nope, the telephone was invented by an Italian named Antonio Meucci. Bell used Meucci's experiments and prototypes to patent its invention. And the snow-mobile didn't really have a single inventor. And the inventor of the zipper immigrated to Canada. You're right about insulin and the wonderbra, though.

If any one countrys inventions just disappeared America's inventions would have the biggest impact on the world then any other country.

Adonai wrote:

runner_dude wrote:

whenhen wrote:

Wgrt wrote:yeah what did america ever invent? (I'm waiting for a full uprising)

Just a few minor things like the computer, telephone, tv, internet, world wide web, and twinkies. The only good things Canada has ever given us are a hat and syrup.

Sorry, We invented the Telephone. Alexander Graham Bell did it up in Cape Breton. We also invented the snow-mobile, the zipper, discovered insulin, and the wonderbra.

Nope, the telephone was invented by an Italian named Antonio Meucci. Bell used Meucci's experiments and prototypes to patent its invention. And the snow-mobile didn't really have a single inventor. And the inventor of the zipper immigrated to Canada. You're right about insulin and the wonderbra, though.

list of american inventions

List of Canadian Inventions I'm so grateful that Canada invented five pin bowling. Totally obliterates things like the artificial heart and the particle accelerator.