Random Joke Thread.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?






A dildo.

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fail

i have a joke......



THIS THREAD!!!!!

Aw, you guys make me feel bad.

I meant to tell you to post your own jokes, but If you're gonna be difficult, I guess not.

being difficult is my thing.

Oh goody, jokes. What's brown and sticky? Oh, you know that one all ready? Dam.

What?

The Bee's Knees wrote:What?

You don't know the brown and sticky joke?

lolol laggy.

i have no idea what your talking about.

Same here.

its a stick!!!!!!!!brown and sticky a stick

there are two muffins in an oven...one muffin says to the other its hot in here and the other says ahhh a talking muffin

not really an answer back joke but it still makes me laugh

Oh, some people actually don't know that joke, good stuff. Ok, I'll start again.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

*takes a bow*

thats what i just said

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LOL. i gotta use that sometime.

mae2937 wrote:thats what i just said

Yup, you beat me to it. Congrats!

What's the difference between a druggie and a alcoholic?

One goes right through a stop sign, the other waits for it to turn green.

lol, nice RD.

Ok. So a guy is on a business trip, and he calls his wife to see whats up.
Someone with an unfamiliar voice picks up the phone. When the man asks who it is, she says it's the maid.
Maid: This is the maid. Who is this?
Man: I'm her husband....I can't believe she hired a maid after I leave for two days. Can I talk to her?
Maid: Wait, you're the husband? I thought the man she was in bed with upstairs was her husband.
Man: What?!?!? Ok, there's a gun in the closet. I'll pay you 5000$ if you go up there and kill her and the son of a bitch he's with.
Maid: OK BRB, YO

5 minutes later.....

Maid: Ok, I did it. What do you want me to do with the bodies? Should I put them in the pool?
Man: What pool??? Wait, is this 471-9831??

Why do black people only have nightmares?

They shot the only one with a dream.

very nice, HXC_RUNNER2012

HXC_Runner2012 wrote:Ok. So a guy is on a business trip, and he calls his wife to see whats up.
Someone with an unfamiliar voice picks up the phone. When the man asks who it is, she says it's the maid.
Maid: This is the maid. Who is this?
Man: I'm her husband....I can't believe she hired a maid after I leave for two days. Can I talk to her?
Maid: Wait, you're the husband? I thought the man she was in bed with upstairs was her husband.
Man: What?!?!? Ok, there's a gun in the closet. I'll pay you 5000$ if you go up there and kill her and the son of a bitch he's with.
Maid: OK BRB, YO

5 minutes later.....

Maid: Ok, I did it. What do you want me to do with the bodies? Should I put them in the pool?
Man: What pool??? Wait, is this 471-9831??

Haha