I started the most popular thread on this sub-forum

Worship me as your personal savior and lord

chuck norris > raptor jesus > battletoads > orly bird > sourworms.
ur up there though.

so i am the fifth most important deity?

off the top of my head i suppose.
i'll come up with a complete list later

i could live with that.

at least im above this jesus guy

nah, jesus is in its own league, sry

oh yeah, i forgot...


i exist

or do you O.o

maybe i am jesus

or maybe you are chuck norris
put yourself in a blend-tech blender, and turn it on. if you come out alive, we can confirm that you are chuck norris.

SourWorms wrote:maybe i am jesus

yeah and you're telling everyone you are a fake

Running With Scissors wrote:

SourWorms wrote:maybe i am jesus

yeah and you're telling everyone you are a fake

He is a fake. Not many people on here know who he is.

FK wrote:

Running With Scissors wrote:

SourWorms wrote:maybe i am jesus

yeah and you're telling everyone you are a fake

He is a fake. Not many people on here know who he is.

Lately we've been getting a lot of people who we don't now. Who is Push Towards State anyway?

It really isn't that hard to start a huge arguement, especially about religion. In 4th grade I told my uber-Christian friend that Jesus was Jewish and he was fuming for like two hours. You do seem to have a special knack for jack-assery though, so you do deserve some credit.

alex-likes-running wrote:chuck norris > raptor jesus > battletoads > orly bird > sourworms.
ur up there though.

haha. chuck norris is the man. for christmas my friend got me a book of chuck norris jokes. we're so lame. :]

funrunner wrote:It really isn't that hard to start a huge arguement, especially about religion. In 4th grade I told my uber-Christian friend that Jesus was Jewish and he was fuming for like two hours. You do seem to have a special knack for jack-assery though, so you do deserve some credit.

Your friend is an idiot haha. It says in the Bible that he was a Jew...

silly runner:) wrote:

alex-likes-running wrote:chuck norris > raptor jesus > battletoads > orly bird > sourworms.
ur up there though.

haha. chuck norris is the man. for christmas my friend got me a book of chuck norris jokes. we're so lame. :]

hahah, thats awesome! my favorite chuck norris joke is probably "If you have 5 dollars, and chuck norris has 5 dollars. Chuck norris has more money".

SourWorms wrote:

funrunner wrote:It really isn't that hard to start a huge arguement, especially about religion. In 4th grade I told my uber-Christian friend that Jesus was Jewish and he was fuming for like two hours. You do seem to have a special knack for jack-assery though, so you do deserve some credit.

Your friend is an idiot haha. It says in the Bible that he was a Jew...

Lol

alex-likes-running wrote:

silly runner:) wrote:

alex-likes-running wrote:chuck norris > raptor jesus > battletoads > orly bird > sourworms.
ur up there though.

haha. chuck norris is the man. for christmas my friend got me a book of chuck norris jokes. we're so lame. :]

hahah, thats awesome! my favorite chuck norris joke is probably "If you have 5 dollars, and chuck norris has 5 dollars. Chuck norris has more money".

that made me lol
heres some:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs’ legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can beat a brick wall in tennis. Even though it'd actually be easy to beat a brick wall because if you hit the ball at a certain angle "it will be hit out by the wall."

FK wrote:

SourWorms wrote:

funrunner wrote:It really isn't that hard to start a huge arguement, especially about religion. In 4th grade I told my uber-Christian friend that Jesus was Jewish and he was fuming for like two hours. You do seem to have a special knack for jack-assery though, so you do deserve some credit.

Your friend is an idiot haha. It says in the Bible that he was a Jew...

Lol

Yeah, I just new it would make him mad. It was great.

lol

Chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.
Chuck norris once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.

funrunner wrote:It really isn't that hard to start a huge arguement, especially about religion. In 4th grade I told my uber-Christian friend that Jesus was Jewish and he was fuming for like two hours. You do seem to have a special knack for jack-assery though, so you do deserve some credit.

lol, he was...

SourWorms wrote:maybe i am jesus

maybe you're just dust from the ground and that's all you or anyone else will ever be until they die.