Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

like chuck norris jokes, only for bernard lagat.

1. chuck norris can turn the lightswitch to "off", jump into bed, and sleep 8 hours before the room turns dark.

2. there are no american runners on steroids, just runners bernard lagat has breathed on.

3. bernard lagat knows where in the world Waldo is because he just lapped him again.

4. alan webb checks under his bed every night to make sure bernard lagat isn't there.

5. If you Google search "Bernard Lagat getting outkicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

6. Bernard Lagat can break the "distance run in 60 minutes" in 20 minutes.

7. Bernard Lagat got kicked out of Kenya because wherever he ran, women within 10 miles go instantly pregnant.

8. There are no tornadoes. just massive wind tunnels created by Bernar Lagat running so fast.

9. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Bernard lagat. After intervals on the track, Bernard lagat rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

10. If Pre was right, not only has Bernard Lagat never sacrificed his gift, he takes other people's gifts.

pfft.

11. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Bernard Lagat.

3 and 4 were the only semi-good ones.

3 and 4 were good.

4 was my favorite.

They r pretty funny.Give me some time and i can think of some

Does it make me pathetic that I laughed pretty hard at most of them?

nice nice
i thought they were alright--they brightened my day haha.

Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

runner_dude wrote:Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

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runner_dude wrote:Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

lol I like that one

I like them

faillsss

Lagat almost pwned El G in Athens, now he's getting pwned by scrubs.

he better make up for that in the 5000....

Things you should know about Bernard Lagat: He's not all AoO makes him out to be.

FinishingKick wrote:Things you should know about Bernard Lagat: He's not all AoO makes him out to be.

wait for the 5000 before you say anything.

and lol i spent like 2 minutes figuring out who AoO is...

You told us not to call you Miler.

FinishingKick wrote:You told us not to call you Miler.

i never said that...

ohhhhh thats what you meant

4 made me laugh.

and lagat isn't going to win the 5000 if bekele is in it. I hope he does but it just wont happen.

HXC_Runner2012 wrote:

runner_dude wrote:Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

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ha! thats funny

Pinthin wrote:4 made me laugh.

and lagat isn't going to win the 5000 if bekele is in it. I hope he does but it just wont happen.

lagat has more footspeed than bekele, atleast he has that going for him.