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    Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

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    Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by AudienceOfOne on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:16 pm

    like chuck norris jokes, only for bernard lagat.

    1. chuck norris can turn the lightswitch to "off", jump into bed, and sleep 8 hours before the room turns dark.

    2. there are no american runners on steroids, just runners bernard lagat has breathed on.

    3. bernard lagat knows where in the world Waldo is because he just lapped him again.

    4. alan webb checks under his bed every night to make sure bernard lagat isn't there.

    5. If you Google search "Bernard Lagat getting outkicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

    6. Bernard Lagat can break the "distance run in 60 minutes" in 20 minutes.

    7. Bernard Lagat got kicked out of Kenya because wherever he ran, women within 10 miles go instantly pregnant.

    8. There are no tornadoes. just massive wind tunnels created by Bernar Lagat running so fast.

    9. 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Bernard lagat. After intervals on the track, Bernard lagat rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

    10. If Pre was right, not only has Bernard Lagat never sacrificed his gift, he takes other people's gifts.


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    Re: Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by atcg on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:19 pm

    Gay.
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:21 pm

    ATribeCalledGreg wrote:Gay.
    ha. i tried.


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    Post by NotChangingUntilSub5 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:21 pm

    pfft.
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:27 pm

    11. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Bernard Lagat.


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    Post by FinishingKick on Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:33 pm

    3 and 4 were the only semi-good ones.
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    Post by runner_dude on Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:01 pm

    3 and 4 were good.
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    Post by alex-likes-running on Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:35 pm

    4 was my favorite.


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    Re: Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by Through_the_Pain on Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:31 pm

    They r pretty funny.Give me some time and i can think of some

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    Post by hxc on Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:06 pm

    Does it make me pathetic that I laughed pretty hard at most of them?
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    Post by BA_Sadie. on Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:17 pm

    nice nice
    i thought they were alright--they brightened my day haha.
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    Re: Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by runner_dude on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:15 pm

    Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

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    Post by hxc on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:35 pm

    runner_dude wrote:Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

    I L0l_'d
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    Post by Running With Scissors on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:41 pm

    runner_dude wrote:Bernard Lagat may be good, But Usain Bolt once challenged The Flash to a 100m race. Bolt lapped him. twice

    lol I like that one


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    Post by baby got track on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:56 pm

    I like them Very Happy
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    faillsss

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    Re: Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by ButterySmoothStride on Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:25 pm

    Lagat almost pwned El G in Athens, now he's getting pwned by scrubs. Sad
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    he better make up for that in the 5000....


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    Things you should know about Bernard Lagat: He's not all AoO makes him out to be.
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    Post by AudienceOfOne on Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:28 pm

    FinishingKick wrote:Things you should know about Bernard Lagat: He's not all AoO makes him out to be.
    wait for the 5000 before you say anything.

    and lol i spent like 2 minutes figuring out who AoO is...


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    Post by FinishingKick on Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:29 pm

    You told us not to call you Miler. Rolling Eyes
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    FinishingKick wrote:You told us not to call you Miler. Rolling Eyes
    i never said that...


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    ohhhhh thats what you meant


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    Post by NotChangingUntilSub5 on Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:46 pm

    Spoiler:
    11. He doesn't make it out of the semis at the olympics.
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    Re: Things you should know about Bernard Lagat

    Post by Pinthin on Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:55 pm

    4 made me laugh.

    and lagat isn't going to win the 5000 if bekele is in it. I hope he does but it just wont happen.

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