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futureNIKErunner- Elite
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Mile Time : wat goes here again?
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baby got track- Elite
- Number of posts : 2211
Location : SPARTAAAA!!!!! (NJ, not Greece)
Class : 2011
5000m XC Time : 22:42
Registration date : 2008-06-25
futureNIKErunner had to
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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take a break
baby got track- Elite
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Class : 2011
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Registration date : 2008-06-25
and drink lemonade.
So, I was bored and I typed up the story so far. It's insanely long so I'm going to put it in spoiler tags so it doesn't take up the whole page haha. Okay, I really just want to use the spoiler tags for something. Oh, and it makes no sense whatsoever.
So, I was bored and I typed up the story so far. It's insanely long so I'm going to put it in spoiler tags so it doesn't take up the whole page haha. Okay, I really just want to use the spoiler tags for something. Oh, and it makes no sense whatsoever.
- Spoiler:
The man ran into a lake, and got bit by a trout who had a thing for weird eyes that looked at men’s legs; nice hairy ones were the best, they thought. So anyway, the man took his pants off and he let the trout swim closer and bit off his toe, and he grabbed a giant tree and hit the man with very blue hair, who smoked and ran too much, which hurt his legs and so he cried a lot, which is what made people laugh at Baby Got Track, who found the key to open the door to the enormous palace. In the palace, the man danced with the trout and also kissed. Afterwards, the man drank some mouthwash because the trout kissed the Bee’s Knees, and danced with him all night long, which makes this one night stand wrong and creepy, but oh-so-right. After their night, the trout threw the apple away and also TBK. Then the man was sued by Greg and then he left the door to the next room where the man attacked the worm and hit him on his head, laughing. He said that I am not your father Luke, I am your mother. So then, Luke was sad and he killed the worm with an axe in New York City because he was suicidal and couldn’t function properly when he tried killing the worm. So SourWorms ran away, but then someone came to him with his new shiny razor-sharp guitar and he played songs about the awesome futureNIKErunner; the really weird runxxwild07 wants him to give her whatever she wants, which is a very nice new pair of Nikes for her use to run insane to see runforever. Then Baby Got Track came, resulting in a threesome, which was gross; she wasn’t that good, which was sad but he was still happy because he had fun with two girls who were awesome, obviously. So then the two girls left and went illegally to Mexico to make friends who were gay. So, they left and came back to the USA, back to runforever, with Mexican food, obviously because RF was very hungry and enjoyed tacos. The tacos were filling and yellow and poisoned with some sort of insecticide. This caused runforever to die. At his funeral, runxxwild07 was sad, so she cried for three hours and she wanted to run forever. FutureNIKErunner then gave it to her, in the car, nice and hard, which was odd but still fun. Yes it was, because runxxwild07 was so good at doing what he did to her. The next night, they once again did it all throughout the night, and runforever thought, “Hey! I’m dead,” because her parents are fucking crazy and not observant of their daughter and her dead guy in her vagina and her mouth because she was very sneaky but had skills, running and otherwise (especially the otherwise… fNr would know). In bed she would do some amazing mind-blowing positions that felt incredibly good. But then, the trout from New Jersey jumped into a taxi so he wouldn’t die from the poisoned tacos that runforever gave him. He then decided to ride to the house next door, so he could do a little swimming in the jello filled pool. It was delicious; the lime sliminess made the trout jump for joy around the house. The trout made a lot more friends this way because he liked girls who were very good looking and into fish; gave the girl (like last night) a special treat, and Jesus punched Elvis, so then he died. So, Jesus killed Brie Lover. Everyone was happy; they all danced because they’re happy and full of joy about Brie shutting its mouth and being killed. And then they got drunk to celebrate the new occasion/holiday, and Bob Saget (who is the best thing since sliced bread) did the dog. Think about how gross some people really are like ILOVEBRIE101. They do all the things there, in the library, such as books and old people with gray hair who like oatmeal with brown sugar and are found during the large strawberry picking season in Napa Valley while they’re naked, having good times until the cops showed up and locked them away, so they did not get strawberries, and were very grumpy because the worst person of Smurfville ran all the strawberries out of the town when they met a nice farmer who took them out for breakfast at a secret underground IHOP where there were tons of syrup flavors that made the pancakes explode spontaneously. The pancakes scared the farmer and he was distracted but was still cooking his tasty secret recipe of steamed egg cakes for his pet rock, because he loves rocks, because they understand his problems that no one else understands. When he made the rock eat the soup that was too cold for the rock to eat. So then he went to the gun shop, brought some rice and a gun and found the person he wanted to kill with some killer dance moves. The robot then proceeded to run away from the pet rock because it was SOOOO terrifying and was threatening to make him eat something that he had to eat, which was an old gym sock with a rotten deer liver. So instead, he ran to Antarctica where some penguins chased him into a very blue car and drove to the nearest gas station, where he robbed it and took all the snickers. Everyone then committed suicide and the world was very very quiet and boring. So, FutureNIKErunner decided to ride a pony all the way to sunny Mexico to enjoy the crazy Mexican clubs because he likes drunk Mexican ladies who have blue eyes that hypnotize hips and thighs of someone named my ex girlfriend. fNr wants his girl back soon, before he ends the summer time. He also wants to make sure that the girl isn’t leading him on and she really does like him as much as he likes her. I bet that she does because fNr is fly, and a bird came and mistook him for Michael Jackson so fNr decided to talk to him and return him back to never land where his ex husband took his money and left poor Michael all alone with runxxwild07. She killed him and left to celebrate with FutureNIKErunner by going to Japan because it is where they both wanted to see the country. They loved it and so they went to Japan and ate sushi and decided to live under the sea because they thought it was cool and the water so they thought they loved it. Then a fish came and took futureNIKErunner’s ear off and swam away and runxxwild07 rescued FutureNIKErunner and she then got her leg eaten off. So, FutureNIKErunner had to give her mouth to mouth. She woke up and then she thanked FutureNIKErunner for his sexy services and heroic efforts and he said, “Anytime you need help ask me” and she said, “be glad to ask.” But then, they got in the car and had an accident. They lived though, and celebrated again by dancing all night long and woke up happy and had breakfast: bacon, eggs, and blueberry pancakes with extra blueberries (yummmmm) because they both loved blueberries a lot, and had some hot steamy… coffee. But FutureNIKErunner had another idea. He decided to seduce runxxwild07 into bed so they could do it again but she kicked him in the nuts. He screamed and needed surgery. So, she took him to the hospital and she gave him mouth to mouth and Baby Got Track did surgery and saved his nuts from amputation. FutureNIKErunner was so happy that he cried and then he kissed Baby Got Track and then they got it on together in the supply closet and played some doctor patient role playing, and then they relocated to the office of Baby Got Track (specifically her desk) and she was very happy because he was really really good at giving her what she wanted, which lasted all night and all morning, throughout the day, until of course they decided to take a break and eat something. They ate left over pancakes and regular cakes from when fNr was a baker and he baked cakes and cookies and pies with different delicious fillings like apple and blueberry and peach. He also baked canollis!! They were so good that he ate them all and had to throw up and was sick for a long time. When he was done baking and vomiting, he decided to go to the park and meet with Baby Got Track who was sitting on the ground and was waiting for FutureNIKErunner, the most amazing guy around. So, she wanted to take him to the grocery store so they could buy some tasty food and then eat it all by themselves and throw up together. “What a way to have fun!” she said as she was vomiting. “Why are you here?” she asked, and he said, “because I want you to go get a haircut” because she needed to look like a transvestite that was sweet and not hairy so she went to the playground and met with the doctor who gave her medicine to help her get rid of her blue face and neck, which she received a lot of money from her pretty huge amount bank account which she got from her friend named Forrest who loved to run all the time and went to school on the bus with someone who was named Jenny who liked to sit on her and mess with her. So, she got very irritated. So, she hit Forrest on the head with her huge backpack full of baked cookies. They were somewhat stale and had mold all over them so she didn’t eat them and she gave them to her dog, who ate them and then threw up all over the basement floor, where she kept her prisoners. They included very mean Lego eating men who liked to eat her Legos, which made her manically depressive and she had to swallow a pill, but she couldn’t because it was too big and Nike swoosh shaped. So that didn’t really work well. Then she decided to create her own brand of chewable vitamins that worked in partnership with a multimillion dollar company called Nike. These vitamins made people run faster and would create Olympic athletes that would perform extremely well, and then she got syphilis and she took some time off from work and went to a bar where she met up with the amazing FutureNIKErunner who wanted to have some good times by doing what he liked to do, which was doing something all night long. It was so intense that FutureNIKErunner had to take a break and drink lemonade.
mae2937- Elite
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while at the
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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lemonade stand he
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got a little
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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bored of that
baby got track- Elite
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Class : 2011
5000m XC Time : 22:42
Registration date : 2008-06-25
so he decided
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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to go back
baby got track- Elite
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to Mexico and
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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lay on the
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beach with the
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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smart and funny
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Baby Got Track!!!
(awww)
(awww
)
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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Age : 31
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so they went
(
lol)
(
lol)
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swimming in the
(we're humble.)
(we're humble.
)
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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ocean and had
(and so modest too )
(and so modest too
)
baby got track- Elite
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lots of fun
(but we don't need to brag)
(but we don't need to brag
)
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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Age : 31
Location : OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mile Time : wat goes here again?
Class : Sophmore
Registration date : 2008-06-03
swimming and diving
(nope not @ all, cause we are just that good lol)
(nope not @ all, cause we are just that good
lol)
baby got track- Elite
- Number of posts : 2211
Location : SPARTAAAA!!!!! (NJ, not Greece)
Class : 2011
5000m XC Time : 22:42
Registration date : 2008-06-25
and skinny dipping
(this story was getting to normal. we need to fix it lol)
(because they can tell!!)
(this story was getting to normal. we need to fix it lol)
(because they can tell!!
)
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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together at night
(im liken it )
lol
(im liken it
)lol
baby got track- Elite
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Class : 2011
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in the darkness
(oh, I'll bet lol)
(oh, I'll bet
lol)
futureNIKErunner- Elite
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Age : 31
Location : OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mile Time : wat goes here again?
Class : Sophmore
Registration date : 2008-06-03
doing all sorts
(but i bet you are too lol)
(but i bet you are too
lol)
baby got track- Elite
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Class : 2011
5000m XC Time : 22:42
Registration date : 2008-06-25
of things in
(nothing gets by you!!! haha)
(nothing gets by you!!! haha
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