Very wrong answers to very obvious questions

So this is a game from another forum:
If I say what is biology you would say something that could be right but obviously isn't.

I don't get it.

here's a link explaining the game The game

i get the game but I have a mental block
i cant think of anything

the study of biographies? lol

alex-likes-running wrote:the study of biographies? lol

haha good one
now you should make the next word because you had the best (only) answer

i cant think of one, somebody else can go haha.

What is an ipod?

a windowless pod for solitary confinement....

the next generation of sleeping bags ( a pod for just you)
looks like a tanning bed but inside there is surround sound high def tv
and it water proof

Who's Abraham Lincoln?

The guy whole made the Lincoln Tunnel

Creator of lincoln logs

Why are kidneys essential?

to have kids

Because without them a kid couldn't bend their leg.

^^ haha

dont get this, but..........

wats a standup comedian?

someone who stands up and gets laughed at.

(obvious I know)

futureNIKErunner wrote:dont get this, but..........

wats a standup comedian?

Someone who goes from a sitting position to a standing position in many humorous ways.

What's a fire cracker?

answering my own:

A white person on fire.

How do you use a microscope?

To scope out micros

You don't, its too small to use.