I Have the Cheese Round 2!

i sneak into your room and fool you by thinking your getting some but, while your enchanced by me i steal the cheese.

I tickle you and you drop the cheese

i am wearing my precious running watch that shoots lazors to hipnotize people to follow my commands i shoot it at you and yoiu hand over the cheese.

i sneak up on you and make you pass out via. chloroform
now i have the cheese

i give you a wet willy and you are so disgusted you forget about the cheese and it falls out of your hands to me.

your hands are still wet from your spit and you drop the cheese...right into my lap

i kick you in the nuts and you crunch over so the cheese falls out into my hand.

I say I don't want the cheese, but you give it to me anyway because I'm such a good mod.

i convince rws to ban you with his super mod powers, and since you got banned you cried, and in your distress i took the cheese from you.
now i have the cheese

I shoot you in the head and pry the cheese from your cold dead body.

i disguise my self
come up behind you steal the cheese
and fly away

i come along in a plane, and *your cape gets caught in one of the turbines* which drags you into them and grinds you to smush. now i have the cheese
* = +1 for anyone who gets teh reference

I steal a fighter jet from the nearby Canadian Forces Base, and shoot down you in the plane, and then I use the CANADARM to catch the cheese.

i distract you and say give me the cheese eh? and intercept your pass.

vs. is there any question on how i now have the cheese?

I call up the Canadian National Hockey Team. They get the cheese and give it to me.

I distract them with maple syrup and steal the cheese when they're not looking.

unfortunately while handing out the maple syrup I manage to get the cheese

lets just say i have my ways... :doubleO: no more pinthin

i poke out your eyeball on the floor and take the cheese your in so much pain and blind with one eye forever. now i have the cheese.

i take the eye you poked out and throw it at you, knocking you out.
now i have the cheese

i make you think im knocked out and while your bent over in awe about maybe killing me i kick you in the face and get the cheese.

I trip you and grab the cheese and use my super hero speed to run away

I throw a blanket over your head while your running and you run into a tree and fall down.
now I have the cheese

you are so distracted about throwing the blanket at her that i blindfold you and steal the cheese.

I jump out of a plane flying over your head. Unfortunately the wind blows me off course, and I land 3 miles away. I track you for the rest of the day. I don't find you, so I give up and make camp for the night. The next morning I awake at 0500 and continue my search. Eventually, I find you eating celery while sitting on a stump. I have heard stories, and I know that I must be sneaky or you will use your super hero speed to escape. I dawn my camo and wield my sniper rifle. I then remember that my employer wants the cheese alive, and my terrible marksmanship would make shooting it out of your hand too dangerous. I decide to sneak up on you instead. I approach you from behind, but my ankles, which have a terrible habit of popping at inoppurtune times, lets forth a massive crack, which immediately alerts you to my presence. You start to run, but I shoot you with a tazer. It strikes you square in the back, causing you to collapse.

Spark Notes: I have the cheese.

Edit: I just realized it was Pinthin who had the super hero speed. Dammit.