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baby got track

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amherst_xc

Running With Scissors

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Role Play

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors: Admin; Number of posts : 4345
Age : 32
Location : Pennsylvania
Mile Time : 4:42
Class : 2010
5000m XC Time : 16:45
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°1

Role Play

by Running With Scissors Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:45 pm

This game is about role playing. Below are 5 typical running forum roles. The member who can best portray a role of their choice below (and most importantly make me laugh) is the winner! Remember generic posts of the role won't win, you need to get creative and bring out your humor. You can do one or all of them but don't create your own (save them for your own version of this game).

1. The noob
How far should I run over the winter. I was thinking I would start at 30 and 90 with tons of speed work outs throw in to keep me fast.

2. The younger member
I'm 12 right now and I run a 15 minute 2 mile. What time do you think I can get by the time I'm a senior?

3. The Troll
That's your pr!? I can run that during practice, all uphill, on one leg, while carrying a 100 pound backpack.

4. The Kasper (aka quote from Kasper or something he would say)
"Goodness gracious, my fanclub.
I've been busy. It's that life thing. "

5. The bad argument member
Person 1: Orange jucie is so better than grape juice.
The bad argument member: Your mom is better than orange juice and your 5k time is slow.

amherst_xc: All-Pro; Number of posts : 536
Age : 32
Location : Ohio
Class : Junior
800m Time : 2:15
5000m XC Time : 18:54
Half-Marathon Time : 9000
Registration date : 2008-06-19

Post n°2

Re: Role Play

by amherst_xc Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:48 pm

thur needs 2 be moar

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors: Admin; Number of posts : 4345
Age : 32
Location : Pennsylvania
Mile Time : 4:42
Class : 2010
5000m XC Time : 16:45
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°3

Re: Role Play

by Running With Scissors Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:49 pm

amherst_xc wrote:thur needs 2 be moar

Just answer these ones and then when this one is done make your own thread will roles you come up with.

amherst_xc: All-Pro; Number of posts : 536
Age : 32
Location : Ohio
Class : Junior
800m Time : 2:15
5000m XC Time : 18:54
Half-Marathon Time : 9000
Registration date : 2008-06-19

Post n°4

Re: Role Play

by amherst_xc Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:58 pm

Running With Scissors wrote:

1. The noob
hey guys im new 2 this forum but i just wandet 2 kno wut u guys think. i in 8th grade and my mile time is like 730 lol wut can i do 2 get my mile time down 2 430 minutes???lol

Smart Poster: "well its going to take a lot of work to get your time down that far. I would start off by building up a slow base mileage then turning the base into speedwork by doing intervals, tempos, and fartleks.." (ect)

thx but i only have 3 weeks 2 get my mile time down 2 430 lol. wut r fartleks lol? i run 10 miles per week rite now but i can run moar if i need 2 but i dont have the rite running shoes i run in r k swiss r these good running shoe s ? ?

ect. that wasnt very good. haha

2. The younger member
see above

3. The Troll
hey guys i just PR'd by 5 minutes and ran a 16:30 5k!!!!!

big deal my PR is 16:12 i could run 16:30 with a fridgerator on my back and cinderblock shoes bitch.

or you could just read sourworms posts:P

4. The Kasper (aka quote from Kasper or something he would say)
n/a

5. The bad argument member

Origionally Posted By: TRI_love_518

All I can say is Obama = End of America.
He's either gonna do nothing, or screw this country up majorly.

His wife is a bitch. She said she wasn't pround of America until now. WTF? Stupid communist anti-American bitch.

amherst_xc: All-Pro; Number of posts : 536
Age : 32
Location : Ohio
Class : Junior
800m Time : 2:15
5000m XC Time : 18:54
Half-Marathon Time : 9000
Registration date : 2008-06-19

Post n°5

Re: Role Play

by amherst_xc Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:04 am

sorry my sense of humor ins't here today :/

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors: Admin; Number of posts : 4345
Age : 32
Location : Pennsylvania
Mile Time : 4:42
Class : 2010
5000m XC Time : 16:45
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°6

Re: Role Play

by Running With Scissors Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:57 am

Made me smile but no lol. You're in first place though!

CT Track: All-Pro; Number of posts : 774
Age : 34
Location : Torrington CT/Moon, PA
Mile Time : 2012
Class : 15:32
Registration date : 2008-07-14

Post n°7

Re: Role Play

by CT Track Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:55 am

I can't be any stupider than some of the members that already fill out each category. How can I possibly win?

drunk post

baby got track: Elite; Number of posts : 2211
Location : SPARTAAAA!!!!! (NJ, not Greece)
Class : 2011
5000m XC Time : 22:42
Registration date : 2008-06-25

Post n°8

Re: Role Play

by baby got track Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:17 am

1. The noob
NOOB: Hai guyz!! So i'm leik new 2 this forum nd running nd shit and i wuz just wonderin umm can i leik run 11 minutes 4 a 5k if i start trainin now. cuz i wanna show off 2 my friend he runs leik a 16 minute 5k and i wanna totallly destroy him by leik 5 minutes lol. Got NE tips 4 m? i wuz thinkin liek run 4 runz of 2 miles a week nd then leik a long run of maybe 5 miles cuz u no i dont wanna go farther than 5k cuz like i might get tired 4 when i race my friend and i dont wanna be tired. thx guyz 4 ur help.

Older forum member 1: If you used any proper grammar or spelling, then maybe I would actually be able to read your post and help you.

Older forum member 2: You mean an 11 minute two-mile, right? Because somehow I don't think you will be able to run an 11 minute 5k lol.

NOOB: ummm ekskuze me this is a free contry and i'm gonna spell however i wanna spell. and shut up i meant 5k and just cuz im not fast now doesnt mean i wont b fast eventualy. u guyz suck where can i go 4 better advice?

Older forum member 1: The people on dyestat will probably be very willing to help you.

NOOB: thx nd i 4give u 4 wut u said earlier about my grammar. dyestat rocks i just posted there.

TEN MINUTES LATER...

NOOB: OMG i h8 u asswipe 4 tellin me 2 go ther. PPL ON DYESTAT R SO MEEN!! Sad

Sad

Older forum member 2: Haha, noob.

2. The younger member
ChildProdigy001: Hello everyone. I am relatively new to this forum so I figure I will just give you a little bit of information about myself before I ask my question.

My name is Edwin and I am nine years old. I am a child prodigy in many regards; I began playing the piano at the tender age of four months, and I am alredy quite the accomplished cellist even though I have only been practicing for three days. Next month, I am playing in a concert with that handless Asian kid. Also, I excell considerably at academics. I am currently in the 10th grade at high school.

Here is where the whole "running forum" thing comes into play.

I assumed (hopefully not incorrectly ) that since I am amazing at almost everything I attempt (piano, cello, Latin, AP Calculus, etc.), I will also be an amazing runner. My question is, if I start training seriously now, can I be a world-class runner by the time I graduate high school?

If it matters at all, I have high arches and my blood type is AB+.

Thank you all dearly for your replies,
Edwin.

Forum member: uh...
_____________________________
Ugh that's not funny at all. I'm not feeling particularly clever today. Neutral

Neutral

Last edited by baby got track on Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:20 am; edited 3 times in total (Reason for editing : hard to read)

CT Track: All-Pro; Number of posts : 774
Age : 34
Location : Torrington CT/Moon, PA
Mile Time : 2012
Class : 15:32
Registration date : 2008-07-14

Post n°9

Re: Role Play

by CT Track Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:35 pm

tried too hard with the noob =|

alex-likes-running

alex-likes-running: Global Moderator; Number of posts : 3314
Age : 32
Location : HK
Class : 2010
800m Time : 2:28
5000m XC Time : 20:36
Half-Marathon Time : 1:50
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°10

Re: Role Play

by alex-likes-running Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:05 pm

your mom is better at role playing...in bed.
and this thread is gay!

amidoingthisrite?

Running With Scissors

Running With Scissors: Admin; Number of posts : 4345
Age : 32
Location : Pennsylvania
Mile Time : 4:42
Class : 2010
5000m XC Time : 16:45
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°11

Re: Role Play

by Running With Scissors Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:14 pm

alex-likes-running wrote:your mom is better at role playing...in bed.
and this thread is gay!

amidoingthisrite?

Is that 3,4, or 5?

Wgrt: All-Pro; Number of posts : 507
Registration date : 2008-09-01

Post n°12

Re: Role Play

by Wgrt Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:12 pm

The troll
WhiteWolf

FinishingKick

FinishingKick: Admin; Number of posts : 4773
Age : 31
Location : New York
Mile Time : 4:52
Class : Sophomore
800m Time : 2:10
5000m XC Time : 17:29
1000m Time : 2:50
Registration date : 2008-05-22

Post n°13

Re: Role Play

by FinishingKick Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:21 pm

The noob:

baby got track wrote:1. The noob
NOOB: Hai guyz!! So i'm leik new 2 this forum nd running nd shit and i wuz just wonderin umm can i leik run 11 minutes 4 a 5k if i start trainin now. cuz i wanna show off 2 my friend he runs leik a 16 minute 5k and i wanna totallly destroy him by leik 5 minutes lol. Got NE tips 4 m? i wuz thinkin liek run 4 runz of 2 miles a week nd then leik a long run of maybe 5 miles cuz u no i dont wanna go farther than 5k cuz like i might get tired 4 when i race my friend and i dont wanna be tired. thx guyz 4 ur help.

Older forum member 1: If you used any proper grammar or spelling, then maybe I would actually be able to read your post and help you.

Older forum member 2: You mean an 11 minute two-mile, right? Because somehow I don't think you will be able to run an 11 minute 5k lol.

NOOB: ummm ekskuze me this is a free contry and i'm gonna spell however i wanna spell. and shut up i meant 5k and just cuz im not fast now doesnt mean i wont b fast eventualy. u guyz suck where can i go 4 better advice?

Older forum member 1: The people on dyestat will probably be very willing to help you.

NOOB: thx nd i 4give u 4 wut u said earlier about my grammar. dyestat rocks i just posted there.

TEN MINUTES LATER...

NOOB: OMG i h8 u asswipe 4 tellin me 2 go ther. PPL ON DYESTAT R SO MEEN!!

Older forum member 2: Haha, noob.

2. The younger member
ChildProdigy001: Hello everyone. I am relatively new to this forum so I figure I will just give you a little bit of information about myself before I ask my question.

My name is Edwin and I am nine years old. I am a child prodigy in many regards; I began playing the piano at the tender age of four months, and I am alredy quite the accomplished cellist even though I have only been practicing for three days. Next month, I am playing in a concert with that handless Asian kid. Also, I excell considerably at academics. I am currently in the 10th grade at high school.

Here is where the whole "running forum" thing comes into play.

I assumed (hopefully not incorrectly ) that since I am amazing at almost everything I attempt (piano, cello, Latin, AP Calculus, etc.), I will also be an amazing runner. My question is, if I start training seriously now, can I be a world-class runner by the time I graduate high school?

If it matters at all, I have high arches and my blood type is AB+.

Thank you all dearly for your replies,
Edwin.

Forum member: uh...
_____________________________
Ugh that's not funny at all. I'm not feeling particularly clever today.

Victory is sweet.

amherst_xc: All-Pro; Number of posts : 536
Age : 32
Location : Ohio
Class : Junior
800m Time : 2:15
5000m XC Time : 18:54
Half-Marathon Time : 9000
Registration date : 2008-06-19

Post n°14

Re: Role Play

by amherst_xc Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:29 pm

HAHA fk wins

AudienceOfOne

AudienceOfOne: Admin; Number of posts : 5377
Age : 32
Location : Nati fo eva
Class : 2011
3200m Time : 10:17
Registration date : 2008-05-24

Post n°15

Re: Role Play

by AudienceOfOne Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:45 pm

Haha, on RW i have been all of those.

amherst_xc: All-Pro; Number of posts : 536
Age : 32
Location : Ohio
Class : Junior
800m Time : 2:15
5000m XC Time : 18:54
Half-Marathon Time : 9000
Registration date : 2008-06-19

Post n°16

Re: Role Play

by amherst_xc Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:12 pm

same here haha

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