hmm...how do I...

Make myself cry? So being the incredibly nerdy kid who cares about her college app more than anything and loves giving speeches and arguing, I am on the Speech and Debate team. It's actually really fun though.
Anyways....
I have to do this prose (where you read an excerpt from a book and basically act) and it's really sad. It's a true story about a wife who lost her husband in 9/11 and then she has a baby and is trying to move on. Everyone says it'll be really good and could win a lot of things if I cry during it. So, with that, how do I make myself cry?

"Accidentally" poke yourself in the eye?

eye drops.

think about that hamster of yours that got stuck in the dryer...gets me every time

Sad events or things that happend to you that went horribly wrong... Eye drops will work but maybe even something that might sting your eyes a little but won't harm them...umm not sure what though...

PCNQtrack wrote:think about that hamster of yours that got stuck in the dryer...gets me every time

Wow...thats dark

Just Because wrote:

PCNQtrack wrote:think about that hamster of yours that got stuck in the dryer...gets me every time

Wow...thats dark

haha I think about losing a family member..or my puppy dying.

Or like baby said poke yourself, but it would be hard to do that too yourself, I just couldn't do it. hah

eye drops

Think of something really sad
Stare, of course, you don't want them to notice you staring

i usually just make up a sad scenario and think about it. it works pretty well for me.

pepper spray...

Wgrt wrote:pepper spray...

Ouch haha

Lol that title made me think of something funny I learned in Sex Ed.

Push Towards State wrote:Lol that title made me think of something funny I learned in Sex Ed.

Is that all you think about?

think about babies dying at birth and the look on the mother's face as her baby is taken limp from her arms

FinishingKick wrote:

Push Towards State wrote:Lol that title made me think of something funny I learned in Sex Ed.

Is that all you think about?

AHAA!! You are the one who deletes my posts. Your such a fag man. I really thought you were cool.

Only homosexuals delete posts. It's a proven stereotype you know.






Onto bigger and more important things. I'm disappointed to see that this thread wasn't about one of the few country stars I actually liked.

SourWorms wrote:think about babies dying at birth and the look on the mother's face as her baby is taken limp from her arms

i dont know why but i laughed out loud a little bit.

well crying with laughter could work

Push Towards State wrote:Lol that title made me think of something funny I learned in Sex Ed.

whose laughing?