WOULD YOU RATHER.

Go to school really late. I don't feel like wakening up at 4:30 every morning

WYR be forced to take an hour class that really interests you with all 5th graders every day of the school year, or take an awful class with a terrible teacher, but be with all of your friends

oh wow. well i have been in a crappy class with all my friends and it wasnt so bad...friends make everything better...so ill go with that.
Ladies:
WYR date a guy with big muscles or plays guitar for you.

Guitar. like my crush ..haha
I don't really care about muscles.

Wyr
Sell drugs for 3 weeks or be a prostitute for a day?
(uhh guys can be prostitutes right?? this question is deep..ha)

sell drugs. as long as i dont get caught.

would you rather be able to shapeshift or turn invisible?

Being invisible would be pretty sweet. Sometimes. As long as I have control over when I can be and not lol.

WYR have a million dollars or 100 billion dollars?

ummm.... 100 billion dollars obviously.

WYR be really smart or really athletic?

Really smart. I can't imagine having to be a professional athlete

WYR have your classes start 2 hrs later than everyone else, or get out of school 2hrs before everyone else?

start later for sure...im not a morning person.

WYR:
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol
or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"

i guess i'd rather have flares come out of my nostrils. both options sound really unpleasant.

would you rather have to eat a muffin or a croissant for every meal for the rest of your life?

Croissant. mmm

Sneeze every 20 seconds or have to use the restroom every 20 minutes?

sneeze deffinitly
WYR make a million dollars from being an athlete or from being a movie star?

athlete, much more cool

WYR; lose your left leg or your right leg?

right..It gives me tons of problems. haha

WYR
Be able to bring out world peace or stop all hunger and disease?

World peace. Bums who don't work don't deserve food, but no one deserves to be killed in a war. Although no one really deserves a disease, so maybe a close call.

EDIT: Haha I just realized that's not a WYR. My bad.

Would you rather... gold medal for marathon or 100m?

marathon.

WYR
drink 5 bottles of ketchup or 1 bottle of mustard?

Mustard. I'm not a big ketchup fan.

wyr
talk to animals or understand all foreign languages?

talking to animals would be neat because you can learn to speak a foreign language but you can't learn how to talk to animals. and you could be a really good vet haha
wyr;
have photographic memory or predict the future?

predict the future. it's a much more unique and useful ability imo.

WYR be rich or famous?

rich, i dont need to be famous to be happy. i do need money though.

would you rather have really crooked and ugly teeth, or really really yellow ugly teeth.

really yellow. it's easier and less expensive to fix.

would you rather go to india or peru?

peru, india scares me.

wyr be paralyzed from waist down, or go blind and deaf?

paralized... at least you coukld still do suff and interact with people

wyr be the most hated president ever but still make a difference overall or be a well liked small town mayor who doesnt reall make a difference?

President, as long as the difference is a postive one.

WYR
Have hairy teeth or 3 eyes and whiskers(like a cat)?

hmm i guess hairy teeth. then i would always just keep my mouth closed but you cant really do anything about the 3 eyes and whiskers.

WYR be stuck on an island all by yourself or be stuck on an island with five people that you really hate?

5 ppl that i really hate, for practical reasons.

WYR be rich through dishonest means (but you wouldnt get caught. and more along the lines of scams and stuff rather than killing people.), or be slightly poor and live a honest life.