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xc_babe09
Hurdle-Gurl
XC_crazy
T B K
alex-likes-running
futureNIKErunner
FinishingKick
11 posters
Attempted Murder
FinishingKick- Admin
- Number of posts : 4773
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- Post n°1
Attempted Murder
I was in the middle of my run today and had just gone over a decent hill when all of a sudden a squirrel threw an apple down to the ground about 2 feet in front of me. I think it was on purpose lol.
futureNIKErunner- Elite
- Number of posts : 3510
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Location : OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Post n°2
Re: Attempted Murder
he missed?
alex-likes-running- Global Moderator
- Number of posts : 3314
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- Post n°3
Re: Attempted Murder
looks like you'll have to hire a more reliable bounty hunter next timefutureNIKErunner wrote:he missed?
T B K- Elite
- Number of posts : 1667
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- Post n°4
Re: Attempted Murder
Did you get mad?
XC_crazy- All-Pro
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- Post n°5
Re: Attempted Murder
This story reminds me of one of my friend's birthday parties a long time ago. We had a picnic and watched a squirrel eat cheetos that changed color when you ate them. So then the squirrel had a blue tongue.
alex-likes-running- Global Moderator
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- Post n°6
Re: Attempted Murder
they have cheetos that change colors??/ i want some!XC_crazy wrote:This story reminds me of one of my friend's birthday parties a long time ago. We had a picnic and watched a squirrel eat cheetos that changed color when you ate them. So then the squirrel had a blue tongue.
XC_crazy- All-Pro
- Number of posts : 820
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- Post n°7
Re: Attempted Murder
alex-likes-running wrote:they have cheetos that change colors??/ i want some!XC_crazy wrote:This story reminds me of one of my friend's birthday parties a long time ago. We had a picnic and watched a squirrel eat cheetos that changed color when you ate them. So then the squirrel had a blue tongue.
I don't think they make them anymore.
Hurdle-Gurl- All-Pro
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- Post n°8
Re: Attempted Murder
haha! sorry...that made my day.
alex-likes-running- Global Moderator
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- Post n°9
Re: Attempted Murder
awwXC_crazy wrote:alex-likes-running wrote:they have cheetos that change colors??/ i want some!XC_crazy wrote:This story reminds me of one of my friend's birthday parties a long time ago. We had a picnic and watched a squirrel eat cheetos that changed color when you ate them. So then the squirrel had a blue tongue.
I don't think they make them anymore.
o well, chex mix is still the best.
xc_babe09- All-Pro
- Number of posts : 640
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- Post n°10
Re: Attempted Murder
a squirrel tried to kill you. you should call the cia. it must be a spy or something.
futureNIKErunner- Elite
- Number of posts : 3510
Age : 31
Location : OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registration date : 2008-06-03
- Post n°11
Re: Attempted Murder
xc_babe09 wrote:a squirrel tried to kill you. you should call the cia. it must be a spy or something.
who would wanna spy on fk? lol
xc_babe09- All-Pro
- Number of posts : 640
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- Post n°12
Re: Attempted Murder
not fk, america in general he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time
eternally_running- All-Pro
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- Post n°13
Re: Attempted Murder
Hurdle-Gurl wrote:haha! sorry...that made my day.
ya me too...that was pretty funny!
Running With Scissors- Admin
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- Post n°14
Re: Attempted Murder
Your mom must have almost ran him/her over so he is getting his/her revenge.
alex-likes-running- Global Moderator
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- Post n°15
Re: Attempted Murder
yea its karma :ORunning With Scissors wrote:Your mom must have almost ran him/her over so he is getting his/her revenge.
FinishingKick- Admin
- Number of posts : 4773
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- Post n°16
Re: Attempted Murder
He lives on the top of a big hill in the woods though. =/Running With Scissors wrote:Your mom must have almost ran him/her over so he is getting his/her revenge.
Running With Scissors- Admin
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- Post n°17
Re: Attempted Murder
Do you own a bb gun?
AudienceOfOne- Admin
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- Post n°18
Re: Attempted Murder
BagoXC25- Pro
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- Post n°19
Re: Attempted Murder
Lol, that reminds me. Me and my friend were meeting at someones house before disc golfing, and he has this dry erase board that he always writes on. It said "Just chill in my room, I'm in the shower right now". So we changed it to say
Assassin,
Just kill me in my room, I'm in the shower right now.
Then we hid in there and attacked him (kinda...). When he asked why we just told him to read the message he left us.
Assassin,
Just kill me in my room, I'm in the shower right now.
Then we hid in there and attacked him (kinda...). When he asked why we just told him to read the message he left us.