I should be a moderator

Dear Citizens,

I should be a Chancellor of RunnersTrail, not just an ordinary moderator. A Chancellor would have the power to not only ban anyone on this forum, but actually kill them as well in the real world. As Chancellor, I would have global reach and supremecy over this website with the power to also destroy anyone unfit to post either physically or mentally. I would create a super-race of posters and build RunnersTrail up to the vision of a utopic forum that I have in my head. With your support I can create the master poster and eliminate all those that are inferior. I ask you to consider the following points in favor of my rise to power:

1. I am smarter than everyone on this forum
2. I am faster than everyone on this forum
3. I am modest
4. I care

Thank you for your time.

If you support me in my endeavor please sign here:

1. SourWorms

lol! that was actually pretty funny i thought.

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LULZ @ Hitler.

this feels like deja-vu

SourWorms wrote:1. I am smarter than everyone on this forum
2. I am faster than everyone on this forum
3. I am modest

The 3rd one seems a little out of place there.

On a serious note, the only forum you could have a claim to moderating would be Arguments & Debates, but seeing as we haven't figured out a way to choose moderators fairly, there aren't any yet for that forum.

haha NO

10/10 thread.

I like Sour Worm much more now.

ProtestTheZero wrote:10/10 thread.

I like Sour Worm much more now.

silence, member of the degenerate alpine race

lol@satire

i think i should be a mod
@ least of the games. cause i spend half my time there

futureNIKErunner wrote:i think i should be a mod
@ least of the games. cause i spend half my time there

Umm...no?

FinishingKick wrote:

futureNIKErunner wrote:i think i should be a mod
@ least of the games. cause i spend half my time there

Umm...no?

i thought so.

i think i should:)

i was on RWHS longer than 95% of the people that are here now : /

As cool as those shades are my vote is no for you amherst simply because your not here enough.

im here a lot i just dont spam posts >.>
but whatever

i would like to but ive only been on rw since december.

and SW, no.

at least i don't have a man crush on nick symmonds...

The only idea I had was a debate committee (you were on it SW), but I don't know how we would get it to work, limited mod powers I guess.

SourWorms wrote:at least i don't have a man crush on nick symmonds...

says the guy who had a man crush on sPine.

AudienceOfOne wrote:

SourWorms wrote:at least i don't have a man crush on nick symmonds...

says the guy who had a man crush on sPine.

He liked Fernandez more, and strongly supported gay rights.

FinishingKick wrote:

AudienceOfOne wrote:

SourWorms wrote:at least i don't have a man crush on nick symmonds...

says the guy who had a man crush on sPine.

He liked Fernandez more, and strongly supported gay rights.

sPine=Penis, if you haven't figured that out yet.