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    Re: safety

    Post by atcg on Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:13 pm

    No. U mu5t b 2 h1Gh 2 r33d diz ne wayz d00d
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    Re: safety

    Post by Pinthin on Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:41 pm

    alex-likes-running wrote:
    Red R1der wrote:I don't want to sound cocky or anything, I'm just speaking the truth, but I really don't think anyone is going to fuck with me. No one wants to steal an 18 year old guy and rape him.
    lol seriously. especially if hes all sweaty and gross.
    the only reason i could think of someone trying to mess with me on one of my runs is if he wanted to rob me, which would be pointless cuz i dont bring anything on my runs, or if he kidnapped me, and held me ransom like in the movies lol.

    haha yeaah. Thats why I wish I was a dude sometimes, you dont really have to worry about getting kidnapped.

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    Re: safety

    Post by atcg on Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:58 pm

    I'm also a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, so I carry around this Venn Diagram in case to show anybody who tries to attack me.

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    Re: safety

    Post by CT Track on Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:55 pm

    Is it possible to fail twice in one post? The fact that you mentioned the Wu Tang Clan and that what you displayed is not a venn diagram is ripping my spine apart.

    Hold up, you even said you carried it around fuck man..... that's 3. Going for a record?
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    Re: safety

    Post by CT Track on Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:55 pm

    I'm not even going to post one of those lame ass ebaum shits you like to use for every situation.

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    Re: safety

    Post by atcg on Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:31 pm

    Um, well first of all it was a joke. In case you aren't aware of sarcasm, I guess I need to explain that I don't actually carry that around.

    Secondly, what I posted is a Venn Diagram in joke form. Since the two sets do not intersect, it is illustrating that "Things to fuck with" and "Wu-Tang Clan" are not intersecting sets. This is a direct reference to track seven of "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" which is entitled "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With".

    Oh course, it was a joke and it's obvious that you have no sense of humor other than trying to point out my failures.
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    Re: safety

    Post by Hurdle-Gurl on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:22 am

    Red R1der wrote:I don't want to sound cocky or anything, I'm just speaking the truth, but I really don't think anyone is going to fuck with me. No one wants to steal an 18 year old guy and rape him.

    haha! yea true. If you do get raped though...then that's either one sick guy, or a really strong girl!

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    Re: safety

    Post by Wgrt on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:37 am

    If some one is following me, I run faster, if a car is following me I try and loose it haha, I'm not saying people have actually ever followed me but i get slightly paranoid and will kick anyway
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    Re: safety

    Post by Running With Scissors on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:55 am

    What Wgrt said reminds me of a few days ago when I was trying to race the mail man. It was going back and forth for about 3/4 of a mile and then we got to a huge straight away with no mailboxes and it got away.

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    Re: safety

    Post by Wgrt on Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:26 pm

    hahahaaa
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    Re: safety

    Post by CT Track on Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:09 pm

    Red R1der wrote:Um, well first of all it was a joke. In case you aren't aware of sarcasm, I guess I need to explain that I don't actually carry that around.

    Secondly, what I posted is a Venn Diagram in joke form. Since the two sets do not intersect, it is illustrating that "Things to fuck with" and "Wu-Tang Clan" are not intersecting sets. This is a direct reference to track seven of "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" which is entitled "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With".

    Oh course, it was a joke and it's obvious that you have no sense of humor other than trying to point out my failures.

    You might have broken the record with this one.
    #4 You actually expected someone to actually take that crapload of a joke seriously
    #5 You just tried to explain the joke that was so painfully obvious

    I have a sense of humor, you just don't seem to do the right things to trigger it. I'm not one of the naive people here that actually enjoys your overused internet jokes and terrible stories.
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    Re: safety

    Post by baby got track on Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:08 pm

    Running With Scissors wrote:What Wgrt said reminds me of a few days ago when I was trying to race the mail man. It was going back and forth for about 3/4 of a mile and then we got to a huge straight away with no mailboxes and it got away.

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    Re: safety

    Post by hannah on Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:29 pm

    One time I was finishing up my run and this car pulls up to the side of the road and starts following me really slowly. I get mad scared that I'm going to get kidnapped and raped, so I dive into the bushes on the side of the road. Then the car stops, and two people get out. They call after me "It's all right sweetie, we're not going to hurt you".
    Turns out its my neighbors.
    Needless to say, I felt pretty dumb.

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    Re: safety

    Post by atcg on Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:43 pm

    CT Track wrote:
    Red R1der wrote:Um, well first of all it was a joke. In case you aren't aware of sarcasm, I guess I need to explain that I don't actually carry that around.

    Secondly, what I posted is a Venn Diagram in joke form. Since the two sets do not intersect, it is illustrating that "Things to fuck with" and "Wu-Tang Clan" are not intersecting sets. This is a direct reference to track seven of "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" which is entitled "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With".

    Oh course, it was a joke and it's obvious that you have no sense of humor other than trying to point out my failures.

    You might have broken the record with this one.
    #4 You actually expected someone to actually take that crapload of a joke seriously
    #5 You just tried to explain the joke that was so painfully obvious

    I have a sense of humor, you just don't seem to do the right things to trigger it. I'm not one of the naive people here that actually enjoys your overused internet jokes and terrible stories.
    I don't really understand why you are counting. My first "failure" according to you was mentioning Wu-Tang Clan. Kind of don't see how that was a failure. Then I explained to you that it was a Venn Diagram since you said it wasn't. Between this and the fact that you thought it was funny that said I carried it around, I felt the need to explain that it was indeed a joke because you appeared to be taking it seriously. Then you proceed to criticize me about that.

    It's like if I say, "A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar."

    You say, "OMGZ SUCH FAILURE A PRIEST AND A RABBI WOULD NEVER SIT IN A BAR"

    To which I would reply, "It's a joke..."

    And then you'd say, "OMG I KNOW IT'S A JOKE OMG WHAT A FAILURE."

    At least that's what I'm grasping from this pointless conversation. I don't know why you feel the need to try to give me such a hard time over a joke that isn't intended to make YOU laugh, or anybody else for that matter. I posted it because I liked it and I can't believe I have to explain myself for it.
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    Re: safety

    Post by alex-likes-running on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:13 am

    baby got track wrote:
    Running With Scissors wrote:What Wgrt said reminds me of a few days ago when I was trying to race the mail man. It was going back and forth for about 3/4 of a mile and then we got to a huge straight away with no mailboxes and it got away.

    Rolling Eyes
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    today i raced a motorcycle.
    i think i got lapped like 4 times lol.

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    Re: safety

    Post by Wgrt on Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:28 pm

    hannah wrote:One time I was finishing up my run and this car pulls up to the side of the road and starts following me really slowly. I get mad scared that I'm going to get kidnapped and raped, so I dive into the bushes on the side of the road. Then the car stops, and two people get out. They call after me "It's all right sweetie, we're not going to hurt you".
    Turns out its my neighbors.
    Needless to say, I felt pretty dumb.
    hahaha i can see myself doing that
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    Re: safety

    Post by Phuckduck on Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:16 pm

    Red R1der wrote:
    CT Track wrote:
    Red R1der wrote:Um, well first of all it was a joke. In case you aren't aware of sarcasm, I guess I need to explain that I don't actually carry that around.

    Secondly, what I posted is a Venn Diagram in joke form. Since the two sets do not intersect, it is illustrating that "Things to fuck with" and "Wu-Tang Clan" are not intersecting sets. This is a direct reference to track seven of "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" which is entitled "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With".

    Oh course, it was a joke and it's obvious that you have no sense of humor other than trying to point out my failures.

    You might have broken the record with this one.
    #4 You actually expected someone to actually take that crapload of a joke seriously
    #5 You just tried to explain the joke that was so painfully obvious

    I have a sense of humor, you just don't seem to do the right things to trigger it. I'm not one of the naive people here that actually enjoys your overused internet jokes and terrible stories.
    I don't really understand why you are counting. My first "failure" according to you was mentioning Wu-Tang Clan. Kind of don't see how that was a failure. Then I explained to you that it was a Venn Diagram since you said it wasn't. Between this and the fact that you thought it was funny that said I carried it around, I felt the need to explain that it was indeed a joke because you appeared to be taking it seriously. Then you proceed to criticize me about that.

    It's like if I say, "A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar."

    You say, "OMGZ SUCH FAILURE A PRIEST AND A RABBI WOULD NEVER SIT IN A BAR"

    To which I would reply, "It's a joke..."

    And then you'd say, "OMG I KNOW IT'S A JOKE OMG WHAT A FAILURE."

    At least that's what I'm grasping from this pointless conversation. I don't know why you feel the need to try to give me such a hard time over a joke that isn't intended to make YOU laugh, or anybody else for that matter. I posted it because I liked it and I can't believe I have to explain myself for it.

    i think the biggest failure is that you try so hard to appear intellectual, but it is so painfully obvious that you are not.
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    Re: safety

    Post by ND XC 23 on Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:22 am

    AudeinceOfOne wrote:
    Red R1der wrote:
    CT Track wrote:
    Red R1der wrote:Um, well first of all it was a joke. In case you aren't aware of sarcasm, I guess I need to explain that I don't actually carry that around.

    Secondly, what I posted is a Venn Diagram in joke form. Since the two sets do not intersect, it is illustrating that "Things to fuck with" and "Wu-Tang Clan" are not intersecting sets. This is a direct reference to track seven of "Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" which is entitled "Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nuttin to Fuck With".

    Oh course, it was a joke and it's obvious that you have no sense of humor other than trying to point out my failures.

    You might have broken the record with this one.
    #4 You actually expected someone to actually take that crapload of a joke seriously
    #5 You just tried to explain the joke that was so painfully obvious

    I have a sense of humor, you just don't seem to do the right things to trigger it. I'm not one of the naive people here that actually enjoys your overused internet jokes and terrible stories.
    I don't really understand why you are counting. My first "failure" according to you was mentioning Wu-Tang Clan. Kind of don't see how that was a failure. Then I explained to you that it was a Venn Diagram since you said it wasn't. Between this and the fact that you thought it was funny that said I carried it around, I felt the need to explain that it was indeed a joke because you appeared to be taking it seriously. Then you proceed to criticize me about that.

    It's like if I say, "A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar."

    You say, "OMGZ SUCH FAILURE A PRIEST AND A RABBI WOULD NEVER SIT IN A BAR"

    To which I would reply, "It's a joke..."

    And then you'd say, "OMG I KNOW IT'S A JOKE OMG WHAT A FAILURE."

    At least that's what I'm grasping from this pointless conversation. I don't know why you feel the need to try to give me such a hard time over a joke that isn't intended to make YOU laugh, or anybody else for that matter. I posted it because I liked it and I can't believe I have to explain myself for it.

    i think the biggest failure is that you try so hard to appear intellectual, but it is so painfully obvious that you are not.

    whered the love go?
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    Re: safety

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    Re: safety

    Post by Pinthin on Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:41 am

    baby got track wrote:
    Running With Scissors wrote:What Wgrt said reminds me of a few days ago when I was trying to race the mail man. It was going back and forth for about 3/4 of a mile and then we got to a huge straight away with no mailboxes and it got away.

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    Re: safety

    Post by calrunner on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:39 pm

    No one wants to steal an 18 year old guy and rape him.


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